The Annual “Who’s Gay & Who’s Not” article came out in this week’s National Enquirer. To save you the time and embarrassment of reading it yourself, here is the summary.

Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens are reportedly on “the outs” right now, renewing speculation that the young actor may be gay or bi.

Selma Blair is no longer married to Frank Zappa’s son and her recent kiss with Sarah Michelle Gellar at the MTV Movie Awards (a la “Cruel Intentions”) was caught on camera.

Courtney Love has called herself a lesbian and attended an Oscar party with her “lesbian girlfriend.”

Father of four Lance Armstrong is still fighting the rumours that he and Matthew McConaughey are more than just good buddies who both “love women very much.”

Tommy Lee was caught on camera kissing fellow rocker Dave Navarro and once told a story about a male friend who tried to seduce him: “Maybe if he was really good-looking I may have slightly considered it. But he was not my type.”

Ryan Seacrest gets teased a lot, especially when he says his number one woman is his mom and he talks about his love of pedicures. But, he’s not gay.

Colin Ferrell kisses guys but he is not gay.

Anderson Cooper was “outed” by Out Magazine. He has never dated a woman publicly, but he has also never outed himself.

Hugh Jackman and Joely Richardson both played gay characters, but neither are gay. Jackman is married with children.

Kevin Spacey is almost certainly gay, even though he has never admitted it. He has often been photographed with males and claims he was mugged at 4am at a “gay” park.

Tyra Banks‘s best friend Kimora Lee Simmons announced that she would consider a lesbian relationship with Tyra if they were both single. Banks has been honored by gay organizations and she considers America’s Next Top Model to be a “gay man’s paradise.”

How nice of The Enquirer to fill space with known gays Adam Lambert and Neil Patrick Harris.

Vin Diesel has never denied rumours that he is gay, referring to his “code of silence” about his personal life. He is, however, the father of a child with his model girlfriend.

Megan Fox, 23, had a romance with a female stripper when she was 18 and states “all humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes.”

Cher has had relationships with women and will not rule out having another one.

Barry Manilow has not publicly dated anyone for years and he once sang naked at a men’s bathhouse.

Kirstie Alley was thought to be lesbian, but she is now tweeting for a booty call with Jamie Foxx.

Pink and ex-husband (or are they back together) Carey Hart were rumoured to have split in 2008 because they were both seeing other women.

Drew Barrymore is lesbian.

Robert Pattinson said he was gay, but he’s not. It was a joke.