Who’s Gay and Who’s Not from the National Enquirer, June 2010

Seems to me that the National Enquirer just ran this stuff a few months ago. I can only assume that the “Who’s Gay and Who’s Not” issue is one of their bestsellers. And why not? Fabulous pays the bills, honey!

So that you do not have to actually read it, here are the summaries! Fabulous PDX loves you!

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Lisa Marie Presley, who has been married to four different men, admits to a lesbian affair when she was 16, but LMP is decidedly straight now.

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Lady Gaga has claimed bisexuality quite openly. She was recently seen in a video on a boat in an embrace with a woman. Even more impressive were the monstrous heels she wore while boating.

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Movie actor Bradley Cooper has been linked to gay actor Victor Garber, but the star of Hangover is currently dating Renee Zellweger. This is not exactly a vote for Cooper’s straightness as Zellweger seems to be attracted to gay men.

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Kim Cattrall of Sex and The City was photographed shirtless with another woman in East Hampton. But, Cattrall claims straightness.

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U2′s Bono has kissed bass player Adam Clayton on stage, but they are both husbands and fathers and the Irish are a bit more – errm – passionate in their friendships then Americans.

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TV Actress Meredith Baxter – who played the mom in Family Ties – came out last year as lesbian. She plans to marry her partner Nancy.

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Tyler Perry

TV Actor, Writer and Director Tyler Perry is widely believed to be gay. Yeah. That’s Medea.

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Famous womanizer John Mayer loves to hang out at gay bars and has been seen kissing gay men, including Perez Hilton in 2007.

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Singer Kimberly Locke is a vocal supporter of gay rights but she is guarded about her prvate life.

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Although Cindy Crawford‘s co-workers have woondered for years if Cindy is lesbian, she is almost certainly straight.

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Janet Jackson caused stirs when she did a cover of Rod Stewart’s Tonight’s The Night and she kept the rather sexy-woman lyrics intact. “Loosen up that pretty French gown..cause I love you girl.” But she made a statement “I’m not bisexual.”

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The Enquirer stretched by wondering about Whitney Houston. But it is likely that Houston was so high at various times in her life that she may have just accidentally slept with a woman.

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Wanda Sykes, who is publicly out, is presented on the same page as Jada Pinkett Smith – who bristled at suggestions that she and hubby Will Smith swing both ways in an open marriage.

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Comedian Mike Myers reports that he has a man-crush on Justin Timberlake. Join the crowd Myers. He jokes that when he co-starred with Timberlake in The Love Guru that computer technology was needed to reduce the size of Timberlake’s package.

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Michael Emerson, a star on the TV show Lost, is a great advocate for gay rights. He and his wife have played gay roles. But this does not make him gay or bisexual.

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Cameron Diaz has a major girl crush on Pamela Anderson. But she may have only been kidding. Hard to tell with Cameron.

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